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Yo mama so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet!
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo mama so big she whistles bass.
Yo mama so nasty she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama so hairy when she goes out everybody yells king kong king kong
- Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
- Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
- Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
- Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it
- Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
- Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
- Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
- Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
- Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
- Yo mama so hairy she got a trim and lost 10 pounds!
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