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- Yo Boss so fat that when she calls a board meeting she has to pull herself up a Sofa.
- Yo boyfriend so fat he hasn't seen his feet for 10 years.
- Yo Bro so fat that when he farted, Mars came out...and I ain't talkin bout the 'sweetie'.
- Yo cousin so fat she's on Both sides of the family.
- Yo Dentist so fat that when he burped he blew out all yo mamma's teeth...that why she so ugly!
- Yo Air hostess so fat that on a scale of 1 to 10 she a 747.
- Yo Astronomer so fat she plays pool with Venus....and Neptune...and pluto...and...
- Yo Auntie so fat that Weight Watchers threw her out for breaking the scales.
- Yo Auntie so fat when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room
- Yo Baker so freakin fat he masturbates when reading cookbooks
- Yo Bookie so fat he gotta buy clothes by the furlon.
- Yo Doctor so fat, that when her Beeper goes off folk think she's backing up.
- Yo Dog so fat that when you take it 'walkies' it don't know whether it walking or rolling
- Yo Father so fat he can't even tie his own shoelaces.
- Yo Father so fat that when he sat on a Rainbow skittles fell out.
- Yo Girlfriend so fat I ask her to go get a Curry and she bring back 80 pounds of gravy.
- Yo Grandpa so fat that he's half Scottish, half Irish and half American
- Yo Grannie so damn fat, that if she was an Aeroplane, she'd be a Jumbo Jet.
- Yo kid brother so fat and ugly Peter Jackson offered him the part of the Cave Troll in lord of the rings.
- Yo kid brother so fat he sat on 4 quarters and made a dollar.
- Yo Kid Sister so fat the Japanese Sumo Wrestling squad had to turn her down.
- Yo Lawyer's so fat...we're inside her right now.
- Yo Music teacher so freakin Fat that she whistles Bass.
- Yo Nana so fat that when she went for a swim in the ocean she caused a 60 foot tidal wave.
- Yo Papa's so large when you climb on top of him your ears pop.
- Yo Postman so fat he got his very own Post Code
- Yo Priest so fat, when he bungee jumped he went straight to hell...
- Yo Sis so Monstrous she uses Soccer balls for earrings.
- Yo Sista so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
- Yo Sister so fat she got a new job DJ'ing for the Ice Cream Van.
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