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- Yo Archeology Professor so old we found cave drawings of her.

- Yo Aunties so old that when God said 'let there be light', she was the one flicking on the light switch.

- Yo big brother so old, he used to run Track with dinosaurs.

- Yo Bookie so old he offered odds of 4 to 1 on Adam eating the apple

- Yo Boyfriend so old his birth certificate says "Expired" on it.

- Yo Computer geek friend so old he used to babysit Pascal

- I told yo big sister to act her own age...and she died.

- Yo Doctor so old he uses chewing gum as a bandaid.

- Yo Dog so old it farts out dust.

- Yo Gardener so old she uses T-Rex dropping as fertilizer.

- Yo Gardener's so damn old he remembers when the Garden of Eden was just a plant.

- Yo geeky Star Wars friend so old he used to baby sit Yoda

- Yo Girlfriend's so old, she invented the term 'oldest profession in the world'

- Yo grandpa is so old that when he has an orgasmn powder cumes out

- Yo Grandpa so old his social security number is 000-000-001

- Yo Grannie so old Spielberg hired her as historical consultant on Jurassic Park

- Yo hairdresser so old she used to cut Betty Rubble's hair.

- Yo History teacher so damn old he was co-author of the Dead Sea scrolls

- Yo home helper so old she was once a waitress at the last supper

- Yo Math teacher so old he baby-sat for Pythagorus

- Yo Minister so old he used to get sermon tips from Zeus.

- Yo Mother in law so old she the only one at the old folks home with a senior citizens discount.

- Yo mother-in-law so ancient she's in Jesus's yearbook!

- Yo mother-in-law so freakin old she's got ROman Numerals on her birth certificate

- Yo Nana so old she the only Creature in Jurassic Park they never had to animate

- Yo Papa so ancient that Mel Gibson hired him to offer insights on what life was like with William Wallace

- Yo Papa's like an old arcade machine - toss in a quarter and you can play with his joystick.

- Yo Poppa so old and ugly they call him Captain Caveman

- Yo Postman so damn old his zip code is 00001.

- Yo Priest so old he's got Adam and Eve's autograph

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