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Anything yo's - so poor |
- Yo Cleaner so poor she can't afford a mop - she stands on her head in order to mop the floor...
- Yo Computer geek friend so poor he uses a Commodore 64 to surf the web.
- Yo Auntie's so poor she gotta live in a 2-story Dorritos bag...
- Yo best friend so poor he have to fart just to get a scent (cent).
- Yo big brother so freakin poor I stepped on his old banged up skateboard and he yelled - "Get off my F****in CAR"
- Yo Dentist is so poor she uses white-out/tippex as your tooth filler.
- Yo Doctor so poor, he uses chewing gum as a bandaid.
- Yo family so poor you's live in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.
- Yo Father so poor that when I aks him what for dinner, he take off his shoelaces and says - Spaghetti!
- Yo Gardener's so damn poor that when I pissed in his yard he thanked me for watering the lawn...
- Yo Gossiping wife so poor she can't even afford to put her two cents into this conversation...
- Yo Grannie so damn poor she bounces food stamps.
- Yo Grannie so poor that when I asked her what's for dinner, she tried to throw ME in the oven!
- Yo half-sister so damn poor even the Republicans were willing to give her welfare.
- Yo lecturer so poor he uses his cardboard box as a blackboard.
- Yo Nana so sickenly poor I walks into her house, asked to use the toilet and she hand me 2 large sticks. I ask what they're for and she says: "Use one to hold up the ceiling...use the other to fight off the cockroaches..."
- Yo older sis getting so poor she's planning on getting married...just so she can get the rice at the wedding.
- Yo pimp so poor he just bought an imitation of a fake Rolex.
- Yo Poppa so poor his idea of Desert was to go outside and collect the 'yellow snow'...and yo loved it, didn't ya!
- Yo Priest so poor he uses cardboard and ribena as bread and wine substitutes.
- Yo Reverand so poor the congregation run over animals outside the church just to help with food...
- Yo sister is so po...sh*t, she can't even afford them last 2 letters!
- Yo so piss poor...hold on, you don't have a pot to piss in or even a window to throw it out of...
- Yo so poor even Beggars give you money.
- Yo so poor, you get more government handouts than an English farmer
- Yo Star Wars friend so insanely poor that I walked into his house, asked to use the bathroom, and he handed me a shovel saying: "May the force be with you."
- Yo Teachers so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
- Yo Uncle so poor I went into his house, swatted a pesky firefly and he screamed - "Who turned out the lights?"
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