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- Yo Kid sister so damn stupid she stands up on an empty School bus.
- Yo Bus driver so stupid that she went to Disneyworld, saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so drove home.
- Yo teacher so stupid she booked herself into the Bettie Ford clinic cos she thought she was Hooked On Phonics.
- Yo Biology teacher so freakin stupid she thinks that DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.
- Yo Father's so freakin stupid he has 1 toe on each foot, yet he just bought himself a pair of flip flops.
- Yo Poppa so stupid he studied for a Dope test!
- Yo Grandma's so stupid when I tell her it's chilly outside, she goes to fetch a bowl.
- Yo Grannie so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
- Yo Postman so stupid that on his recorded delivery form where it says 'Don't write below dotted line', he puts 'OK'
- Yo Big Sister so god awfully stupid that they had to burn her school down just to get her out of 3rd grade.
- Yo Kid Sister so damn stupid she put your puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog.
- Yo BT Telephone repairman so freakin stupid he asked me what the number for 999 was...
- Yo Mother in law so stupid I saw her in Safeway's frozen food section with a fishing rod
- Yo Computer Repairman so stupid he picks up your floppy's with magnets
- Yo Archeology Professor so damn stupid they have to dig for her IQ!
- Yo cousin so stupid I told him to take out the garbage...so he moved house...
- Yo Dog walker so stupid he took yo pet dog to the Clippers game to get him a haircut
- Yo accountant so darn stupid he thinks a Quarterback is an income tax refund.
- Yo Uncle so astonishingly stupid that he thought Nestle Cheerio's were a new type of Donut Seed
- Yo Burglar so stupid he broke into yo house and stole food stamps
- Yo Grandpa so freakin stupid he sent me a fax with a 1st class stamp on it!
- Yo doctor's so stupid he uses his mp3 player as a stethoscope
- Yo Priest so stupid I saw him worshiping at the feet of David Copperfield
- Yo Dog's so stupid he bury's his own tail
- Yo sister so damn stupid on her last job application where it said 'Sex?' she marked "M, F, and occasionally on a Thursday too.."
- Yo Minister so stupid he gives Sermons on Genesis....Phil Collins old band...
- Yo Sister so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company.
- Yo Father in law so idiotic that he took a spoon to the superbowl.
- Yo girlfriend so stupid when her Apple Mac says 'You've got mail" she runs outside to wait for the Postman
- Yo Mother in law so hellishly stupid, that Tony Blair is considering making dumbness a crime, punishable by lethal injection.
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