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- Yo Bus driver so stupid that she went to Disneyworld, saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so drove home.
- Yo Business associate so stupid he thought Gangrene was another golf course.
- Yo Computer Repairman so stupid he picks up your floppy's with magnets.
- Yo cousin so stupid I told him to take out the garbage...so he moved house...
- Yo Dog walker so stupid he took yo pet dog to the Clippers game to get him a haircut.
- Yo Dog's so stupid he bury's his own tail.
- Yo Father in law so idiotic that he took a spoon to the superbowl.
- Yo Father's so freakin stupid he has 1 toe on each foot, yet he just bought himself a pair of flip flops.
- Yo girlfriend so stupid when her Apple Mac says 'You've got mail" she runs outside to wait for the Postman.
- Yo Girlfriend so stupid, she teaches night classes at Stupid College.
- Yo Grandma's so stupid when I tell her it's chilly outside, she goes to fetch a bowl.
- Yo Grandpa so achingly stupid he think Beirut is a famous baseballer.
- Yo Grandpa so freakin stupid he sent me a fax with a 1st class stamp on it!
- Yo Grannie so dumb she go to the 24-hr convenience store and asks what time do they close...
- Yo Grannie so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
- Yo kid bro so stupid he try to strangle himself with his mobile phone.
- Yo Kid Sister so damn stupid she put your puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog.
- Yo Kid sister so damn stupid she stands up on an empty School bus.
- Yo Minister so stupid he gives Sermons on Genesis....Phil Collins old band...
- Yo Mother in law so hellishly stupid, that Tony Blair is considering making dumbness a crime, punishable by lethal injection.
- Yo Mother in law so stupid I saw her in Safeway's frozen food section with a fishing rod
- Yo Mother-in-law so stupid, she won first place in the Dan Quale spelling contest
- Yo Politics professor so stupid he ask George W Bush to guest lecture on Government 101.
- Yo Poppa so stupid he studied for a Dope test!
- Yo Postman so stupid that on his recorded delivery form where it says 'Don't write below dotted line', he puts 'OK'
- Yo Priest so stupid I saw him worshiping at the feet of David Copperfield.
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