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- Yo cousin so ugly that when he threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
- Yo Boss so ugly people go as him for halloween.
- Yo Dentist so ugly they don't need anasthetics.
- Yo doctor's so ugly she manages to give Freddy Kreuger Nightmares!
- Yo Dog walker so ugly that he once took your Mutt to Crufts and WON - oh, the dog came second...
- Yo Driving Instructor's so ugly he has to wear a ski-mask when teaching.
- Yo Dog's so ugly as yo Momma that I had to shave its arse and make it walk backwards...
- Yo' Father in law so ugly that his American Express card left home without him...
- Yo kid brother so damn ugly that the kids at school have started saying, "Hey Gollum, give us your autograph"
- Yo Kid sister so damn ugly that when she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her.
- Yo kid so ugly the Doctor is STILL smacking his ass.
- Yo Mama's sister so ugly that Blind men refuse to have sex with her.
- Yo Mother in law so hellishly ugly, that president George W Bush is considering making ugliness a crime, punishable by the electric chair.
- Yo Mother-in-law so ugly, she won first place in the Wookie lookalike contest.
- Yo older sister so ugly that Mommy had to feed her with a fishing rod.
- Yo Poppa so ugly he turned Medusa to Stone.
- Yo Postman so freakin ugly he made the guard dogs sh*t themselves.
- Yo Priest so ugly that he have to give his Sermon from inside the Confessional Box..
- Yo sister so ugly she reminds me of your mom.
- Yo Sister so Ugly that George Lucas cast her in Star Wars 3 as Jabbas wife - without the need for a costume.
- Yo sister-in-law so god awful ugly that Durex want to use her as a poster child.
- Yo Sister's so ugly that she must been conceived on the Motorway - ain't that where most accidents happen?
- Yo so ugly as a child, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot!!!
- Yo so ugly that when you were born, the doctor looked at your mom and said, "This is going to cost extra if I have to touch its ass."
- Yo so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped yo' mama!
- Yo so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets aloud!
- Yo Teacher so ugly when she walks into the Building Society they turn off the CCTV cameras.
- Yo Uncle so astonishingly ugly that whenever he comes over and goes to your bathroom, the toilet flushes.
- Yo Uncle so ugly, Spielberg wants him in Addams Family 3.
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