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- Requested Yo Mama Jokes -
- Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat yo mama to the dump?
- I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.
- I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...
- I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
- Yo Girlfriend got an ElectroWig - including sunroof and Opera lights.
- Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change...
- Yo girlfriend's hips are so big, folk set their drinks on them. Your Noggin's so damn big you gotta wash yer hair in the Niagra Falls...
- Yo girlfriends's afro so damb big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.
- Yo got no arms, no legs, and when you go swimming they call you Bob
- Yo Grandpa's house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.
- Yo Grandpa's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.
- Yo Grannie had more men than the grand old duke of york...and then some...
- Yo Grannies got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
- Yo Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.
- Yo Grannie's so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED'
- Yo grannie's so fat, on each of her butt cheeks she has "Place Your Ad Here" printed.
- Yo house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...
- Yo humor webmaster so desperate for money he got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.
- Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid
- Yo IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb
- Yo kid bro got more crust round his mouth than a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
- Yo kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape sh*t thinking I had stole one of their babies...
- Yo kid sister got so many rings round her belly that she gotta screw her underware on
- Yo liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night.
- Yo Milkman's teeth so damn yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
- Yo mother in law so bald that when she put on a sweater, folk thought she was a roll on deoderant!
- Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
- Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.
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