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Yo mama so fat
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Yo mama so lazy
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Yo mama so big
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Yo mama head so small
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Yo mama so poor
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Yo mama so tall
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Yo mama so bald
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Yo mama so hairy
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Yo mama so dark
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Yo mama so short
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Yo mama so nasty
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Yo mama so ugly
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Yo mama so old
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Yo mama so smelly
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Yo mama head so big
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Yo mama house so dirty
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Yo mama teeth so yellow
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Yo mama glasses so thick
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- Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat yo mama to the dump?
- I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn't use a condom.
- I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...
- I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
- I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel's ass and scared the hump off of it!
- I heard yo house was made out of bog paper - why? cuz your whole family full of crap!
- I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job...
- I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.
- I took yo Mama to the Doctor's - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she's contracted 'Tony'...
- I was speaking to your parents - they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot.
- If I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin...
- If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister
- I's apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama...I should know better...hell, I don't even know the Man...
- No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint....a saint Bernard!
- Oi, yo need to tell you mama to stop wearing the blue lipstick...I got balls like a smurf now!
- Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.
- She nasty too ya know - yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out - he caught food poisining...
- Tell Yo' girlfriend my Dog wanna know how much he owes her for last night...
- That Grandpa of your's so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes...
- The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - 'In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo' fat ugly Mama'
- Yo AOL buddy so stupid when the Computer said 'Press any key to continue', she phoned support complaing she couldn't find the 'any' key...
- Yo Aunt Mary just like a birthday cake - everybody gets a piece...
- Yo auntie Ethel's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.
- Yo Auntie got one leg...and folk call her Eileen
- Yo Auntie just like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday...
- Yo Auntie like a Library - open to the public.
- Yo Auntie so flat chested she jealous of the wall.
- Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.
- Yo baby sista's nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous...
- Yo Best Friend only got two fingers and she's a representative for world peace.
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