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- Yo best friend so idiotic she thoughtt Menopause was a button on her walkman.
- Yo Big brother got a wooden nipple and they call him Corky.
- Yo Big sis like the Bermuda triangle...they swallow a whole lotta seamen.
- Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder
- Yo Boy next door got an Afro with a turn signal in it.
- Yo brother so hairy Big foot is taking his picture..
- Yo brother's mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!
- Yo Chip shop assistant like a fine restaraunt - she only take deliviries in rear...
- Yo Computer Geek friend got one tooth and they call him Chomping-at-the-Bits
- Yo cousin got 3 teeth ... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
- Yo Cousin like a Penny...she ain't worth two bob.
- Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school
- Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand she asked me if they still sold Kippers....
- Yo Dentist got Summer teeth...summer in his mouth....summer in his trouser pockets...
- Yo Dentist made yo teeth so crooked you use them to cut chain at the DIY store.
- Yo Doc' got 1 wooden leg with a real foot.
- Yo Dog so short it's best friend is an Ant.
- Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.
- Yo English teacher so damn stupid, she failed a survey...
- Yo ex-girlfriend just like a squirrel - she always got some nuts in her mouth...
- Yo ex-girlfriend's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.
- Yo Female Boss like a 7-11...open 24 hours for your convenience...
- Yo geeky Star Wars girlfriend got more bum fur than an Ewok.
- Yo Girlfriend got an ElectroWig - including sunroof and Opera lights
- Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change...
- Yo girlfriend's hips are so big, folk set their drinks on them. Your Noggin's so damn big you gotta wash yer hair in the Niagra Falls...
- Yo girlfriends's afro so damb big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.
- Yo got no arms, no legs, and when you go swimming they call you Bob
- Yo Grandpa's house so damned cold, the Roaches ice skate around the kitchen.
- Yo Grandpa's so hairy, Jane Goodall follows him around.
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