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- Yo Grannie had more men than the grand old duke of york...and then some...
- Yo Grannies got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
- Yo Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.
- Yo Grannie's so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign - 'NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED'
- Yo grannie's so fat, on each of her butt cheeks she has "Place Your Ad Here" printed.
- Yo house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...
- Yo humor webmaster so desperate for money he got a wooden leg with advertisements stapled to it.
- Yo idiotic Doctor so damn greasy that he uses Bacon as a bandaid
- Yo IM buddies so damn stanky, I can smell them over the interweb
- Yo kid bro got more crust round his mouth than a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
- Yo kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape sh*t thinking I had stole one of their babies...
- Yo kid sister got so many rings round her belly that she gotta screw her underware on
- Yo liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night
- Yo M....ah, screw it...I actually love yo Mamma...she reminds me of this Super Sexy Desktop SpaceBabe ...cheap, dirty and you can play with her for hours.........
- Yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!
- Yo Milkman's teeth so damn yellow I can't believe it's not butter
- Yo mother in law so bald that when she put on a sweater, folk thought she was a roll on deoderant!
- Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
- Yo Mother in law so stinky she use Right Guard and Left Guard.
- Yo Mother in law so yellow you'd think she'd been blowing the Simpsons
- Yo Mother in law's so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World.
- Yo Mother in law's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.
- Yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
- Yo Mummy like Blockbuster Video - everybody goes home happy.
- Yo Nana so ghetto she washes paper plates.
- Yo Nana so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.
- Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.
- Yo Nana's teeth so damb black you'd think she had coal for her dinner
- Yo Nose so damn big that we use yer snotters as Footballs.
- Yo papa so damn strange that he invented a water-proof teabag.
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