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- Yo Papa's so short, he tried to commit suicide with a pin.
- Yo PE teacher has one arm and swims round in circles
- Yo pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.
- Yo Priest got ears so big he gets satellite reception.
- Yo secretary is like an ATM machine - open 24 hours...
- Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night...
- Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi's
- Yo Sister-in-law like a chicken coop - cocks flyin in and out all day...
- Yo sister's just like a like a Popsicle - everybody wants a fuckin lick!
- Yo so skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared.
- Yo so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ye!
- Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.
- Yo Star wars geeky friend so damn hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).
- Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds...
- Yo Wife getting so old she startin to fart out Mummy dust
- Yo Wife got more crack than harlem
- Yo Wife got more weave than a dog in rush hour traffic.
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