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- Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.
- Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
- Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
- Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar.
- Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
- Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
- Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
- Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
- Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please.
- Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
- Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
- Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.
- Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
- Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
- Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then New World.
- Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
- Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
- Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code.
- Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
- Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views.
- Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
- Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
- Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
- Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
- Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
- Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
- Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
- Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
- Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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