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- Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out.
- Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
- Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
- Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
- Yo mama so fat were in her right now.
- Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
- Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
- Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
- Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell.
- Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
- Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
- Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
- Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
- Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
- Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her.
- Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
- Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions.
- Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
- Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun.
- Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
- Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights.
- Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, shesits around the house.
- Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
- Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow.
- Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
- Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
- Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
- Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back.
- Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
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