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- Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop.
- Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
- Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
- Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
- Yo mama so fat "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
- Yo mama so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall.
- Yo mama so fat she was born on 2 weeks!
- Yo mama so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
- Yo mama so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates.
- Yo mama so fat at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
- Yo mama so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
- Yo mama so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts!
- Yo mama so fat ever times she turns around it's her birthday
- Yo mama so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
- Yo mama so fat she did not know that she was pregnant
- Yo mama so fat she wears an asteroid belt.
- Yo mama so fat she doesn't have a tailor, she has a contractor.
- Yo mama so fat she bleed spaghetti sauce
- Yo mama so fat I ran around her twice and got lost!
- Yo mama so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
- Yo mama so fat her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
- Yo mama so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!
- Yo mama so fat her belt size is Equator.
- Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.
- Yo mama so fat one day she was cleaning out her rolls and a car fell out!
- Yo mama so fat it takes 2 trains and a plane to get to her good side!!!
- Yo mama so fat the circus use her as a trampoline
- Yo mama so fat her bellybutton's got an echo.
- Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
- Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!
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