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- Requested Yo Mama Jokes -
- Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand
- Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
- Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
- Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.
- Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
- Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
- Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.
- Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
- Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
- Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
- Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
- Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
- Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
- Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
- Yo mama has no ears I seen her trying on sunglasses
- Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
- Yo mama has one tooth and people call her chomper.
- Yo mama has one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout "Give me a bite."
- Yo mama has so many gaps in her teeth it reminds me of Piano keys.
- Yo mama has so many vericose veins her body could double as a road map!
- Yo mama has so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years."
- Yo mama has so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...
- Yo mama has summer teeth? summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket.
- Yo mama has three teeth? one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
- Yo mama has two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe that shit if you want to."
- Yo mama has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers.
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