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All Yo Mama Jokes: 1929
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Yo mama so ugly even the tide won't come back in.
Yo mama so old when she went to school they didn't have history!
Yo mama so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so fat she doesn't eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift.
Yo mama so ugly they had to put her in an incubator with tinted windows
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama has three teeth… one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker
Yo mama so skinny her bra fits better backwards!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so poor I saw her hanging the toilet paper out to dry!
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she fell up the stairs.
Yo mama so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet!
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo mama so big she whistles bass.
Yo mama so nasty she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama so hairy when she goes out everybody yells king kong king kong
- Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
- Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
- Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
- Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it
- Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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