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- Requested Yo Mama Jokes -
- Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
- I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
- I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
- I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
- I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.
- I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
- All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
- Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
- Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
- Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
- He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe.
- I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
- If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
- Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
- I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
- Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
- Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
- Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
- Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
- Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
- Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
- Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
- Yo dad so gay, he makes micheal jackson look straight
- Yo jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous.
- You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
- You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
- You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
- You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
- You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
- You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
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