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- Requested Yo Mama Jokes -
- Yo mama like a boomerang she is always coming back for more
- Yo mama like a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go
- Yo mama like a bus she is big she doesnt smell very good and its only a dollor to ride
- Yo mama like a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her..
- Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!
- Yo mama like a nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride..
- Yo mama like a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.
- Yo mama like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!".
- Yo mama like a vacume cleaner she sucks she blows and get's layed in the closet
- Yo mama like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing.
- Yo mama like a meter 25 cents per hour.
- Yo mama like a nascar she burns 50 rubbers a day.
- Yo mama like a pirate, there she blows.
- Yo mama like a rail easy to grind.
- Yo mama like a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it
- Yo mama like a screen door - after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.
- Yo mama like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
- Yo mama like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts.
- Yo mama like a squirrel she always gots nuts in her mouth.
- Yo mama like a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away.
- Yo mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
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