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- Yo mama like a hockey team she changes her pads every three periods.
- Yo mama like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter
- Yo mama like a bike easy ride
- Yo mama like a nascar she burns 50 rubbers a day
- Yo mama like a pirate, there she blows
- Yo mama like a racecar driver- burns 50 rubbers a day.
- Yo mama like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
- Yo mama like a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it
- Yo mama like a hardware store - only 5 cents a screw.
- Yo mama like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
- Yo mama like a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet...
- Yo mama like a Snickers bar - packed full with with nuts.
- Yo mama like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
- Yo mama like a rail easy to grind
- Yo mama like a vacume cleaner she sucks she blows and get's layed in the closet
- Yo mama like a screen door - after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.
- Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded
- Yo mama like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
- Yo mama like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
- Yo mama like an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds
- Yo mama like geico so easy a caveman can do her
- Yo mama like an elevator - blokes go up and down on her all day.
- Yo mama like Pizza Hut - not there in 30 minutes...it's free.
- Yo mama like McDonalds ... Billions and Billions served...
- Yo mama like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
- Yo mama like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody loves to poke her
- Yo mama like the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind.
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