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- I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
- It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
- I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
- Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
- Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
- Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
- Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
- Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
- Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
- Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
- Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
- Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
- Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
- Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
- Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
- Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
- Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
- Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
- Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
- Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
- Yo mama teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue.
- Yo mama so abnormal, even Ripley's couldn't beleive it!
- Yo mama breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!
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