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- I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
- Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
- Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
- Yo mama feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
- Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past 9
- Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.
- Yo mama so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.
- Yo mama so desperate I caught her doing push ups in a cucumber field
- Yo mama so heavey, that she sat on a pimped - out monster truck and made it into a crappy little low - rider!
- Yo mama so stink she got 2 stink bombs as 2 but cheeks
- Yo mama so wrinkly she looks like an elbow.
- Yo mama talks so much her mouth is like a convenience store, open 24 hours a day!
- Yo mama threw a frizbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet
- Yo mama's butt is so hairy it looks like um hairy
- Yo mama's teeth are so black, it looks like she's been eatin' coal.
- Yo mama's teeth are so nasty, they make Yuck Mouth afraid of the cavity creeps.
- Yo mama's missing so many teeth, you can play checkers on her mouth.
- I saw ya mam walkin down the street talkin into an envolope i said wut are u doing she said im trying to send a voice mail
- One day a boy says to his mom"mom I know how we could make a lot of money in the summer" "how?" says the mom. And the boy says "by selling your shade!!!"
- Yo mama breath smell so bad she can't help but to talk shit!
- Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
- Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
- Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
- Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
- Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
- Yo mama so dumb that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!
- Yo mama so mad that she even made Kurt Russell escape from LA.
- Yo mama so small she's got to slam dunk her bus fair
- Yo mama was like the maytag repair man last night in bed….. she did a little bit of everything.
- Yo mama's teeth are so big, her dentist charges her by the tooth.
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