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- Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue.
- Yo mama's blind and is seeing another man.
- Yo mama's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just gummed it to death.
- When I looked at Yo mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal.
- Yo mama breath is so stinky the military uses her for gas bombs
- Yo mama breath so disgustingly bad that she needs Freshmints with batteries in it
- Yo mama feet are so big she could get a job helping Smokey the Bear stomp out forest fires!
- Yo mama hair is so greasy you could fry a chiken in it!
- Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
- Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
- Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
- Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves
- Yo mama so cheap she's on the dollar menu.
- Yo mama so cross-eyed that ya daddy left her for seein someone on the side!
- Yo mama so greedy all she shares is her herpes
- Yo mama so hot that that she is kept in a freezer to help antarctica from melt down
- Yo mama so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
- Yo mama so stank she can make an onion cry
- Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
- Yo mama such a bitch, she interned for Clinton.
- Yo mama twice the man you are.
- Yo mama's gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green.
- Yo mama's teeth are so big, it looks like her mom had an affair with Mr. Ed.
- Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
- Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, bitch has to floss with a garden hose.
- Yo mama's teeth look like Honey Smacks.
- I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
- Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
- Yo mama mouth so big it takes her an hour to put on her lipstick!
- Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
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