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- Yo mama so dumb she brought lipstick to a make-up test
- Yo mama so stinky even a garbage man wouldn't marry her
- Yo mama's arms are so hairy that she looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock
- Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the hardware store.
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- Yo mama's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.
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- Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
- Yo mama hair is so thin she rolls it with rice
- Yo mama so active and acts so much lice a child her 14 kids ask for a turn on the slip and slide.
- Yo mama so crossed-eyed when she cries her tears run down her back.
- Yo mama so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
- Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways.
- Yo mama's teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dental insurance.
- Yo mama breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!
- Yo mama is crosseyed so much that when she cries her tears touch the tip of her nose.
- Yo mama so daft she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
- Yo mama so huge that God created her...and on the seventh day rested.
- Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
- Yo mama's teeth are so big, when she sneezed she bit a hole in her chest.
- Yo mama's breath is so foul, she uses a lynx as a breath freshener
- It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
- Yo mama feet are so stanky she should be charged with sock abuse!
- Yo mama so bad her snatch is pandoras box
- Yo mama so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...
- Yo mama such a dirty whore that they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!
- Yo mama's teeth are so big, I thought they were piano keys.
- Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator
- Yo gotta tell yo moma to stop changing lipstick color - I'm now getting a freakin Rainbow on my d**k!
- Yo mama so abnormal, even Ripley's couldn't beleive it!
- Yo mama so ratchet she produce the naps on your head
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