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- Yo mama so old vultures constantly circle her house!
- Yo mama so old she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.
- Yo mama so old that she stayed watchin world war 1 2 3 and 4
- Yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
- Yo mama so old when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.
- Yo mama so old even Adam and Eve is younger than her
- Yo mama so old she needs a kick start vibrater!
- Yo mama so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
- Yo mama so old I asked to see her birth certificate, and she handed me a rock!
- Yo mama so old she can't tell her family from enemies.
- Yo mama so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
- Yo mama so old she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
- Yo mama so old - heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated - it should read 'All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo' Mama'…
- Yo mama so old her birth-certificate expired.
- Yo mama so old she pees rust and farts dust
- Yo mama so old she owns the record of havin the most sex with one guy
- Yo mama so old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Caveman.
- Yo mama so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment!
- Yo mama so old she has all the apostles in her black book!
- Yo mama so old the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
- Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died
- Yo mama so old I've seen stale rasins with less wrinkles!
- Yo mama so old that her nipples look like saladitos
- Yo mama so old she still owes Moses a dollar.
- Yo mama so old she planted the first tree at Central Park.
- Yo mama so old her milk-shake's xpire.
- Yo mama so old that she sat behind jesus in the third grade
- Yo mama so old she shits rocks.
- Yo mama so old when she went to school they didn't have history!
- Yo mama so old that Jurrassic Park brings back memories.
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