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- Yo mama so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
- Yo mama so old they ask to check her bags... and she's not carrying any luggage!
- Yo mama so old she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party!
- Yo mama so old someone told her to act her age and she died
- Yo mama so old she owes Moses a quarter.
- Yo mama so old when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
- Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
- Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
- Yo mama so old she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license!
- Yo mama so old that when she was goin' down the street, the cops stopped her and ask her for her license, and it should a picture of her riding a dinosaur back in her time!
- Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
- Yo mama so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
- Yo mama so old it looks like the Wrinkle Fairy tap-danced on her face!
- Yo mama so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'
- Yo mama so old even god calls her mama
- Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age, she died.
- Yo mama so old she even made Yoda jealous.
- Yo mama so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
- Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
- Yo mama so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
- Yo mama so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
- Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
- Yo mama so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her!
- Yo mama so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer!
- Yo mama so old I tapped her in the back and her tits fell down
- Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
- Yo mama so old she co-wrote the ten commandments.
- Yo mama so old she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
- Yo mama so old when god said let there be light she flipped the switch
- Yo mama so old she has an autographed bible.
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