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- Yo mama so old she farts out dust!
- Yo mama so old when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
- Yo mama so old she invented these Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags
- Yo mama so old shes blind from the big bang.
- Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
- Yo mama so old she used to baby-sit Yoda!
- Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
- Yo mama so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
- Yo mama so old, fat and hairy, that when she took you to the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!
- Yo mama so old her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
- Yo mama so old she farts out mummy dust.
- Yo mama so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse.
- Yo mama so old she baby-sat for Jesus.
- Yo mama so old when she was at school...there was No history class!
- Yo mama so old she went to an antique auction and three people bid on her!
- Yo mama so old she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
- Yo mama so old she drove a chariot to high school!
- Yo mama so old when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
- Yo mama so old she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
- Yo mama so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
- Yo mama so old she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
- Yo mama so old she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
- Yo mama so old I took yo moma to juasick park she started haveing flash backs
- Yo mama so old her memory is in black & white!
- Yo mama so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur!
- Yo mama so old she has Adam & Eve's autographs.
- Yo mama so old she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
- Yo mama so old she got her drivers license on a dinosaur
- Yo mama so old she's heard all these yo momma jokes.
- Yo mama so old she sneezed and disinegrated
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