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Yo mama so poor |
- Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
- Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
- Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
- Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
- Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
- Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
- Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
- Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
- Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
- Yo mama so poor she stands outside Kentucky fried chicken and licks other peoples fingers!!!!
- Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
- Yo mama so poor she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
- Yo mama so poor she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
- Yo mama so poor she went outside and the homeless pets started singing"We are family".
- Yo mama so poor shes never heard of 50 cent and I aint talkin bought the papper.
- Yo mama so poor that homeless people give HER spare change!
- Yo mama so poor that she once got feed bull sperm.
- Yo mama so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree.
- Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.
- Yo mama so poor the building society repossed her cardboard box.
- Yo mama so poor the last time she smelt a good meal is when a rich man farted.
- Yo mama so poor they put her photo on food stamps.
- Yo mama so poor TV dinner trays are her good china.
- Yo mama so poor when I asked her why she was kickin that tin can across the street she said she was moving.
- Yo mama so poor when I kicked a random can, she said "STOP MOVIN' MAH HOUSE".
- Yo mama so poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
- Yo mama so poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
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