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- Yo mama so poor when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - "Don't use the good china"
- Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
- Yo mama so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.
- Yo mama so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."
- Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
- Yo mama so poor I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."
- Yo mama so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.
- Yo mama so poor I asked her can I use her bathroom she said,"pick a corner."
- Yo mama so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"
- Yo mama so poor I saw her at the junkyard and i asked her what she was doing and she said Christmas shopping
- Yo mama so poor her front porch matt says 'Wel'...
- Yo mama so poor she cant afford nothin for free
- Yo mama so poor she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
- Yo mama so poor she cant even compete with the beggers
- Yo mama so poor she bathed that kid, baptized that kid and raised that kid all in the same bath water
- Yo mama so poor I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - "Oi, who turned off the heater!"
- Yo mama so poor I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."
- Yo mama so poor I ask her can I sit down and I kicked a skateboard and she said,"don't kick my sofa!"
- Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
- Yo mama so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
- Yo mama so poor I went over to her house and it was just her two kids herself and I in the house ad she had three beans siting on the table and I picked one up and she said stop beeing so greedy.
- Yo mama so poor only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...
- Yo mama so poor she can't afford the o or the r.
- Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
- Yo mama so poor she opened the door and came out the window!
- Yo mama so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
- Yo mama so poor she can't afford a mercedes
- Yo mama so poor I went over for dinner, saw 3 beans on the table...took one and she said - "Don't be greedy!"
- Yo mama so poor I saw her walkin down the street kickin a can and I asked her watcha doin and she said movin
- Yo mama so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"
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