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- Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
- Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
- Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
- Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
- Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
- Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
- Yo mama so stupid she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
- Yo mama so stupid she lost her shadow.
- Yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
- Yo mama so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed!
- Yo mama so stupid she asked me, "what's that letter after X" and I said Y she said "Cause I want to know"!
- Yo mama so stupid her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
- Yo mama so stupid I rang the doorbell and she went looking in the microwave
- Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the dollar store!
- Yo mama so stupid I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since.
- Yo mama so stupid I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it!
- Yo mama so stupid I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.
- Yo mama so stupid if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose!
- Yo mama so stupid if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless!
- Yo mama so stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
- Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."
- Yo mama so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"
- Yo mama so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
- Yo mama so stupid she climbed up a tree talking about branch management.
- Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
- Yo mama so stupid she fell up the stairs.
- Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
- Yo mama so stupid she invented water prof tea bags
- Yo mama so stupid she locked herself in a grocery store and starved
- Yo mama so stupid she ordered her sushi well done!
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