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- Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
- Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
- Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
- Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
- Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
- Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
- Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
- Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
- Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
- Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
- Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
- Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
- Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
- Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
- Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
- Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
- Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
- Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
- Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
- Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
- Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
- Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life.
- Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
- Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
- Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
- Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
- Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
- Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
- Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
- Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours… for a quote!
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